“Henry, you’re not dying. What you’re experiencing is called ‘delayed onset muscle soreness,’ and it’s completely normal.” “Well, I’m stuck in a standing position at my desk, and my PA thinks I look like a T-Rex because my arms can’t extend all the way out.” Now he laughed louder. “Well, your sense of humour is still fully functional.” “Oh great, so my cause of death will read, “Died a horrible painful death from a broken body. Sense of humour still fully functional.”
