“Does your mum honestly think he’ll be at the Nespresso store because he’s on the ads on TV?” I laughed at that. “She does. She’s even written letters to complain that it’s false advertising. Which is horribly embarrassing. But according to her, he’ll only be there on Sundays. God knows why. Actually, I think it’s a religious thing.” “I can see that,” Reed said. He clearly thought the whole thing was funny. “The Church of George. Makes perfect sense to me.”

