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There’s no ceremony with gowns and funny hats to say you’ve graduated from ticking one age-group box on a survey to ticking the next age-group box. You just turn around, and wham-bam-thank-you-very-fucking-much, you’re old.
“Why eat something that is not so bad?” I asked. “I’ve always said life’s too short for bad coffee, bad food, and bad s―”
I mean really, would it have killed them to have the selection criteria as 30-35? Why did the 35s need to be grouped with the 40s?
“Is it some traditional Chinese remedy from your grandmother?” Melinda rolled her eyes. “Jesus Henry, do I look like the Karate Kid to you?”
Aw so he’s ageist and racist? Cute. 🙃
“Then there was that time you gave colour palette lessons to Eliza from Admin because her lipstick was too fuchsia for her complexion.
Women love men’s unsolicited opinions on their appearances 🙃
“I’m sorry for being a judgmental jerk.”
Yet he only realizes he’s been doing it to Reed. 🙃
