“Nigga, these instant ass, microwavable ass grits. Then the bacon gooey. I’m chewing these strips like some well-done ass steak. Nigga been chewing on one slice for ten minutes. The eggs taste burnt. The pancake taste like ass sauce. The shit just nasty. The sausage and pastries good, though, but overall, you get an F for effort. F for fucking this shit up. F for fuck no, don’t ever cook again. But thank you, ‘cause I am grateful.”
