Troubled Waters

by Zee Reneé

I’d spoil her with the world and whatever else she wanted from me. It would without a doubt be hers, but shit didn’t work like that. Plus, I had just met her fine ass last night at some lounge. A nigga was just being delusional because she had head that made me blast off like Jimmy Neutron.

“Fucked me up so bad I strangled a bitch in her sleep.”

This is wild

“Nah, had just met her. I was awake when I did it, so it was on purpose and I’on regret it. Used the bitch as my personal stress ball and it felt good afterwards.”

“On y'all dog asses! Run me my ten G’s.” I boasted, earning a few groans. “I’on give no fuck if y'all mad. You niggas scary! If you gone act like a bitch, go play tea party games or some shit with each other. Pinkies up, pussies.”

I wasn’t tempted to kiss her, but this little mutha’fucka had to know I would fuck her life up, then end it.

Niggas really don’t believe me when I say all this rapping music gives me a headache.

My face was turned up all kinds of ways. “He a ole big stankin’ sloppy hoe. But, you just as nasty Pri. The sex gotta be good ‘cause he lame, broke, ugly, abusive, and funky. You gotta pick your battles cousin and you done drafted a whole war. You way better than I’ll ever be ‘cause no ma’am. We gone find you a man. A clean one.”

Ain’t no way.

“I’ma be yo first and yo last everything. Welcome to death row, love.”

Kylo, please

“When she starts bringing up old dirt! And the fights keep getting worse! Finding numbers in her purse! Better put that woman firsttt! And you notice she ain’t wearing her ring. And she starts playing little games! Comin’ in late from work. You better put that woman first!”

She’s gonna leaavveee youuuuuu *Jaheim vc* The ad libs were the best. Classic

I held my hand up for us to do this weak ass handshake she made up for us the other day that I’d grown to love.

“One of the niggas in our camp mentioned me getting birthday licks when I was at the warehouse, and the shit just triggered the fuck out me. I shot him in the face. I’an mean that shit. It was just my reaction.

I’m picky. They called me sassy but fuck ‘em.

“Fuck you! My fucking chest cold as a bitch! Got my shit out at the top like I’m Sisqó or somebody.”

“Don’t need a man that’ll treat you funny! You need a man..with..sen-si-tivity! A man like me!”

Babyyyyy honneeyyyy

“It means I’m about to fuck the Mario coins out of you, Innocent,” Kylo clarified.