“Yeah, no matter where we all are in the world after graduation as we spread our wings and fly out on our own into adulthood, just know, that, if you ever break our Tempest’s heart, we will hurt you.” Bettie, Hannah, and Alice all stared me down. “Yes,” Bettie said. “Like mailing you cow’s tongues in Tiffany boxes just like the patron saint of badass women, Carrie Fischer did once.”
