“Such as?” “Such as, all the monsters are real—the vampires and the ghouls and even the chupacabra.” “Really? How about Sasquatch?” “She doesn’t know about that one; it’s too modern. But all the gods are real, and for some reason almost everyone who knows him thinks that Thor is a giant dick. But the most interesting thing she’s told me so far is that there’s still one honest-to-goodness Druid walking around after all the rest have died, and I’ve served him a whole lot of dark beer, bottles and bottles of whiskey, and occasionally flirted with him shamelessly.” “Well, if you’re going to flirt,
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