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“When you’re in a relationship, isn’t part of the fun being able to tell the other person what they can and can’t do?” “Yeah, when you’re the woman.”
“I excel at cyberstalking. I mean, the legal kind,”
me
Jasmine’s fierce loyalty was Riley’s favorite character trait. That and her ability to hold copious amounts of alcohol.
She found Mrs. Strubinger in the kitchen pouring whiskey into a large mug of coffee and eating a piece of cold pizza.
But no matter what, tonight ends the same way it was always going to end.” “How’s that?” “With me inside you.”
GASP
She took his face in her hands and held him still. “Look at me.” “I can’t. I’m looking at your boobs, which look amazing in that dress, and now there’s another guy remembering your boobs in my parents’ dining room.”
“I’m on it. All I need is a laptop, a sandwich, and four martinis.”
How about some tea, Riley? You like tea.” “I hate tea. I want alcohol,”
me af
“I know who you are,” Riley said, standing stiffly, arms at her sides, as Bella hugged her. “I met you when you were naked and kneeling in front of my husband.”
sheeeeeeesh
“Nice. Maybe consider not smashing up his car, okay?” When Griffin had won his civil suit against Riley for breaking his nose with their wedding photo upon walking in on him and a naked Bella Goodshine, Jasmine had left the courthouse and driven right into Griffin’s car, which was parked in a handicapped space.
A true bestie
Maybe we should go out? I have double vision, but both of me look really good,”
“Do you think my outfit makes me look like a call girl?” Riley wondered, tugging down the hem of the very short skirt she’d borrowed. Jasmine stopped to consider, then nodded. “Definitely. But an expensive one.”
“Stay here. I’ll go make us some drinks. If you can handle more alcohol.” “I slept off most of it and sweated the rest out here. I’m ready for some hair of the dog.”
puke and rally
“Jesus Christ,” Nick groaned. “Did you just—” “I fucked you through the roof. Are you okay?”
gasp
To add insult to injury, a mosquito chose that moment to bite her under the eye. Nick slapped it for her. “Ow!” “Did you see that?” Lily whispered in delight. “They’re into some really kinky stuff. I can’t wait to tell my pottery class.”
“Where are we going?” “To get drunk,” Nick told her. “Count me in. My blood alcohol level is dangerously low.”
