The Dead Guy Next Door (Riley Thorn #1)
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normal. Well, as normal as a broke, divorced, thirty-four-year-old proofreader who hailed from a long and distinguished line of female…
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Her hair was dark brown. Her eyes were the same, just a little too big for her face. Heavy lids made her look bored even when she wasn’t.
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Sullivan, Hartfield, Aster, Reynolds, and Tuffley
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But divorced TV-news-writer pariahs couldn’t be choosers.
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Griffin Gentry was Channel 50’s most popular morning news anchor.
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“You’re so weird.” Riley laughed. “You could be too if you just gave yourself the permission.”
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Tall. Broad shoulders, muscled chest. Bronze skin. Short dark hair that curled just a little on top. Assessing eyes under thick brows, full lips bookended by matching deep dimples barely disguised under rebel razor stubble.
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And those eyes. Blue-green like the ocean on a sunny day. They sucked her in.
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Just like the rest of his life. Low maintenance. Low responsibility. Easy.
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He generally did the right thing. He just didn’t like having someone else dictate what the right thing was.
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You’re a young, healthy man, Nicholas. Complications are the best part of life. I’m starting to get concerned about you.”
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Something obviously had made her even less trusting than the last time their paths had crossed.
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“I’m Nick Santiago. I’m a devilishly handsome private investigator, and I’m looking for Dickie. Now hang on for a second.”
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“You’re a good girl, aren’t you?” he said.
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“Behind every good girl facade is the urge to do something bad.”
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We have disaster written all over us.” “Disasters can be a lot of fun,” he pointed out.
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“Do you have a reason to believe he’s in trouble?” he pressed.
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They'd make the perfect couple. her using her skills to help.PI
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He didn’t want to feel responsible for someone again.
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“Well, if it isn’t Nick ‘the Forehead’ Santiago,”
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“Drop the rebel-without-a-clue act, Santiago.” “As soon as you drop the asshole routine.” “Loose fucking cannon,” Weber shot back. “Smug shit,” Nick growled.
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“Save the charm, Detective Dick. She’s taken,”
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don’t come near my woman again.”
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“Don’t mind me. I’ll just stir this boneless bone broth with the knife in my back,”
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“Life is an adventure to be lived, not a series of repetitive days to survive.”
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“Life’s short. Why waste it doing things you don’t want to do?” The life philosophy of Nick Santiago, ladies and gentlemen.
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“You’re cute when you’re embarrassed and turned on.”
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“And if you’re a good girl, I’ll buy you dinner and snacks.”
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“I am training her for her wedding night.”
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“You are a very lucky man. She is an incredible woman,” Gabe said with a wistful quality that Nick really didn’t like.
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He should have done push-ups in the parking lot first.
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“Your trainer?” He was not a fan of the idea of Gabe the Gargantuan getting Riley all sweaty and then helping her stretch.
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“Spirit guides are not among the living,” Gabe agreed. “So what I hear you saying is you’re either dead or not human,” Nick said with a straight face.
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can only hope that Riley’s need for my services will outlast your need for hers,” he retorted.
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“Listen, Andre the Giant, if you don’t stop flirting with my fiancée, I’m going to find a step stool, climb it, and punch that smile off your face.”
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“She’s fine, Optimus Prime,” Nick said without breaking eye contact with her.
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“You make me dizzy,” she breathed.
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“Riley, honey, you can’t tell a guy something like that and expect him not to want to hear it again,” he warned.
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“Baby, the way you kiss, there’s a bad girl inside you dying to get out and have some fun.”
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Love, Gabe
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“Be nice. He’s the first person to ever be impressed with me. I’m not letting you be mean to him.” “Thorn, he is definitely not the first, and he won’t be the last.”
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He was going to get a real table, he decided. And maybe some plants. He could take care of plants.
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“I would go anywhere you asked me to,” he said proudly.
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“Riley, honey, I get what you were trying to do, and I appreciate it. But you’re out of your damn mind if you think I’m going to let you prance around in that third-degree-felony-waiting-to-happen outfit.” “Let me?”
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“You are really sending some mixed messages, dude,” she told him. “I am aware.” He nipped at the spot where her neck met her shoulder.
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“Riley’s your Christmas morning.”
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“Go easy on the people food,” Nick warned her. “We’re just starting to get his farts under control.”
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“You sent me in there, you gigantic moron. Don’t take the fact that you’re developing real feelings for your fake fiancée out on me.”
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“Oh, I think you remember,” Nick said, flashing him a hard grin.
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“Just giving him a pep talk,” he told her.
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He asked Dickie for it that day, and Dickie said, ‘Fuck off, cocksucker.’”
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