Winging It with You

by Chip Pons

And speaking of the show. Could I…still go?

Realistically, no. That's why alernates exist.

“We met at the airport and after I explained my situation, Theo offered to pretend to be my boyfriend so that I could at least try to make it on the show.”

Okay, interesting

I may or may not have snooped through Theo’s open toiletry bag he left on the counter, surprised to see both how meticulously organized it was and that he seemingly always traveled with enough lube, condoms, PrEP, and poppers to supply an entire gay kickball team for a long weekend in Puerto Vallarta.

This is so authentic

But cumming would literally solve all my problems right now,

Will it? Really?

Two random puzzle pieces at first only pretending to fit together, but somehow, even though they were plucked from two entirely different boxes, starting to realize that perhaps, by some stroke of actual fate, they do.

And don’t even get me started on the way we’ve been zigzagging all over creation—each flight path and production destination more inefficient than the last.

Okay THANK YOU

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”

“People aren’t exactly sure how or why it started, but it dates back to 1944 or 1945,” she shouts over the restless crowd, her eyes full of excitement. “Some people think it began as a food fight among friends or as a practical joke—but most people believe that irritated townspeople attacked local officials with tomatoes during a town celebration. Whatever the reason was,” Ellie says, laughing as we are bumped by a rather boisterous group of Englishmen who already have several tomatoes in each hand, “it was loved so much it has been repeated year after year, growing in size and popularity each time!”

WTF? What is this? Why does she sound like a Wikipedia page?

If traveling the world together has taught me anything, it’s that the feeling of home doesn’t always have to be a place.