Winging It with You

by Chip Pons

“Well, if you’re done being a tiny little lying liar who lies about your intentions with me, I just have a few questions for you, if that’s okay?”

Like he’s the most agreeable human on this planet and being asked to be a stranger’s fake boyfriend is a regular occurrence in his life and not some huge, cringe-worthy ordeal, as my rising blood pressure would lead you to believe.

he seemingly always traveled with enough lube, condoms, PrEP, and poppers to supply an entire gay kickball team for a long weekend in Puerto Vallarta.

“Are you awake?” Theo asks quietly, his question interrupting a snowballing thought about the apparent abundance in Theo’s sex life.

More male-on-male affection normalcy, please.