Now, read your fortune. They’re always a bit unique.” Olive pursed her lips but did what she was told, cracking open the cookie. “Never give up on your dreams. Unless they’re unrealistic. Then yeah, give up on those.” She scrunched her nose adorably. I broke apart my cookie and flattened the fortune. “Mine just says, ‘For rectal use only.’” Olive had just taken a sip of her drink and spat it all over the table. “It does not.” I held up the paper slip as she wiped down the table. “Oh my god, it does.” “So, you know, a little preview of what’s to come.” I gave her a wink. Without missing a beat,
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Ohmygosh, the conversation just kept getting funnier 🤣
