The second kind of Holy Ghost is a more permanent version that can only be acquired during the last phase of the following three-step ritual: Saved: After accepting Black Jesus as your Lord and Savior, you dress in flowing white clothes and allow a registered Holy Ghost authority to dip you in God’s dunk tank. Sanctified: You purge your life of bad things like drinking alcohol, using the word “motherfucker,” and listening to any secular music that inspires involuntary hip movement. Filled with the Holy Ghost: Your prayers receive VIP treatment and a chosen few people develop superpowers.
