Mum me says, Please don’t have sex with strangers in a cemetery, no matter how good it sounds. You could get thrush, catch STIs, or be unalived. Real-life problems suck, I know, but let’s keep this scenario for books where you can read about it from the comfort of your own bed with a man who knows exactly where your clitoris is. Author me says, Let that masked man catch you and f*ck you hard against a tree while the dead watch on. You do you, boo. Just make sure he brings his friends for round two and three, and they tag team you in the dark while you have orgasm after orgasm, screaming for
...more
