Audre & Bash Are Just Friends
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“Number one, keep a daily planner. Two? Always smell good. Three, don’t take drugs from anyone you’ve known less than three months. Four, learn how to give yourself an orgasm.”
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“And if you can’t make yourself come,” added Audre, “your antidepressant might be making you numb.”
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“And you know my bedtime is nine thirty PM. Justice for sleepy girlies.”
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Some philosopher said that unless you deal with your unconscious mind, it’ll direct your life and you’ll call it destiny.”
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She did not grow up in an “Angelina Jolie doing the Electric Slide at Zahara’s Spelman welcome weekend” environment.
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All night, Bash had been lying on his bedroom floor, rereading their old texts, listening to Frank Ocean, and feeling antsy.
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“Since when do you have a brow piercing?” He shrugged shyly. “I don’t wear it all the time. Is it weird?” “No, it’s giving Myspace era. Cute.”
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Rule 9: Unless your last name is Thee Stallion, there’s never a reason to rap in public.
Samantha Mitchell
Important words of wisdom! 🫰🏾😂