never didn’t know,” she responded, trying to steady her breathing. “But I remember my big sexual awakening. I had a massive crush on the lady elves in Lord of the Rings. They rode on these beautiful horses, and ate delicious salads, and lived in forests with waterfalls. They were so at one with the earth.” She didn’t even realize how Clio figured into this description. “But I didn’t want to be one. I wanted to marry one.”
