I may or may not have made a concoction out of a bunch of Bath & Bodyworks Christmas body sprays until I found something that somewhat resembles Henry’s scent: pine, chocolate, candy cane, and cinnamon. I spray it on my pillow every night, which is arguably one of the most insane things I’ve ever done. But Henry bought several bottles of my favorite lotion before he left because he said he’d miss how I smelled, and I’ve watched him use said lotion to get off every couple of days since, so at least we’re on the same level of unhinged.

