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If I were in charge of story time, everyone would be sharing adventures with masked men who give out hand necklaces and call you Princess.
“That’s not the only thing that worked tonight, Boo.”
Oh, my gourd,
“Are you hurt, Pumpkin?”
“Don’t you ever say that you belong to another, or I’ll show you just how thoroughly you belong to us.”
all I can think about is how close their pumpkins are to my pie.
“Just because my guts have been ripped out doesn’t mean I can’t rearrange yours.”
"I'd hit that anytime, anyplace, Boo,"
Am I really getting seduced by jack-o’-lanterns from another dimension? Simply put, yes.
show our new guest how we peen in Peentown.”
“Not a chance, Gourd-ous,”
gourd gods
I’ve always yearned to be plucked from reality and claimed by a sexy leading man like in the books I read,
But what I found instead was the chance to have the ultimate pumpkin spice experience,
“Claim me like a ghost takes hold of a haunted house.”
Like Halloween decorations hitting the shelves in July, they don’t make me wait any longer.
producehood
gourdhood
candyhood
“I should warn you, though I’m sweet, I don’t do things sweetly.”
