Mind your business! Puma P: And am! Now, tell me what’s going on? You aren’t dying are you? I’ll have no other choice but to jump in the casket with you ’cause I’m not staying on this ghetto planet without you. I couldn’t help but laugh at her theatrics. Me: I’m not dying, drama queen. I’ll update you once I find out. Love you Puma P: Love you more, whore. If your coochie itching, I promise I won’t tell anybody. We can go jump Marquisha together. Me: Puma please! That is not that man’s name. Puma P: It is to me. He’s a bitch so I had to give him a name that fits.
