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According to him, no other woman had ever complained about the way he made love, so I must be the problem.
His ass would’ve been going back to the ones who didn’t complain tf
“Well, maybe you need to readjust your diet so you can lose more weight. It seems like your clothes are fitting tighter, and I noticed you went back for seconds during dinner last night. Weight can be an issue with fertility,”
Baby, she’s a good one 🤦🏽♀️
“You’re not doing anything special. Those are the duties of a wife, or have you forgotten your role? If this is too much for you, let me know now. I can take that ring back and call this wedding off. There are plenty of women out there who would love to be in your position.
I would’ve broken damn finger giving him his ring back 🙄
“With all due respect, Mrs. Carmichael, fuck your daughter.
Disrespectfully too 😂
“I’m fuckin’ witchu, love. You do have a point, though. I do have a lot of shit on my plate. However, if you ever get rid of yo’ nigga and want to know what it’s like to cum on a dick instead of a plastic toy, come find me. The name is Tycen, by the way. Mr. Newell is my father. Stay pretty, love.”
Well damn
“My granny used to say it all of the time. Whenever we wanted something, and it seemed as if we’d never get it, she would say God’s timing wasn’t ours. Right now, it feels as if He’s denying you something you want when, in reality, He may be withholding it from you because it’s not the right time. It doesn’t mean that you’re being punished or you’ve done anything wrong. It’ll come when it’s meant to.”
I had no idea what the situation was with the father of her baby, and to be honest, I didn’t give a fuck. Clearly, he was a fuck boy for leaving her in this situation by herself.
“I always knew you were a little slower than most, but damn, shorty.
Lmao. Gotta be slow af steady talking about their son
I wouldn’t pretend like I was the perfect man, but I would never disrespect the woman I loved. I would be single if I wanted to fuck off,
Pussy came a dime a dozen, but real love was hard to come by.
🗣️
“Aht, aht. Don’t get in your feelings, because this weekend is not about him, his fucked-up hairline, or his mama’s bald spot.
I love friends like this 😂
My mother would have a fit if I up and left the best thing that’d ever happened to me.
Girl, fuck yo mama 🙄
If I were you, I’d go over there and see what’s up. You need a real nigga in your life. Besides, nobody fucks better than a felon fresh out of the pen.
You know men can dish it out, but they can’t take it.”
“Are you sure you’re gonna be okay by yourself? I don’t want to leave you by yourself, and you end up getting kidnapped by a one-armed thug or some shit.” Puma eyed me curiously.
I’m convinced something wrong with her 😂
Being a man doesn’t make you exempt from pain and disappointment
Most men are selfish in bed, but when you find a man whose sole mission is to snatch your soul, it’s life-changing.”
I’ve spent the last six years faking orgasms and finger-fucking myself after our sessions. Now, I won’t have to pretend anymore. “Since you want to have a truth session, let’s do it. Your dick is small, and your stroke game is terrible. If your kids didn’t look like your twins, I’d question whether they were even yours because you can barely last long enough to create life. I won’t be missing out on a damn thing because anyone will be an upgrade in comparison to you. I deserve to have a baby with a man who came actually make me cum.”
Ain’t no way she keepin’ her coochie clean if she can’t even keep her house clean.
“Please, we don’t have any money in here. All I can offer you is pussy,” Meena pleaded.
Trifling af
“Don’t nobody want that ran through pussy. It smells like Duke’s mayonnaise and Mr. Krabs. Y’all bold for fucking raw ’cause I’m almost certain one of y’all burning.”
“Make sure you get your ass in the bathtub. Ol’ buddy looks like he shit himself, and I can see the puddle of piss you left on the floor. I used to think you were a bad bitch, but I’m calling you Tuna Tammy from now on,” Murk spat.
“Are you really about to take her plate?” “Hell yeah. She can afford to replace it.” He shrugged then proceeded to cover the plate with foil. I lost it when he stuffed the little bottle of Texas Pete into his backpack. “You really are a crackhead, huh?”
A crackhead is insane 😂
“Thank y’all for coming out to celebrate with a nigga. There are plenty of drinks and bad bitches everywhere, so live it up. If you get sick and throw up, yo’ ass gotta go, though. I can’t stand a muhfucka who can’t hold their liquor.” Murk frowned his face up as if someone had done something wrong. His ass was dramatic as hell.
Just ignorant lmao
Fuck me like you hate me, then make love to me until I can’t feel my legs.
Well alright then!
“Aye, I don’t know if you’re slow or they attached that ponytail a little too tight. You’re over here begging for a job for your brother when you’re two seconds from needing a job yourself.
I’m low-key tryna see what’s up with her mean-ass friend. I’ll mess around and fuck her dreads loose while she’s over there tryna act like she doesn’t want me.”
Murk say the craziest shit. 🤦🏽♀️
“Don’t get mad at me because your stroke game was lacking. I do want to know something, though.” I glared at him, knowing he was about to say something ignorant. “How does it feel to be fucked and dipped on like a two-dollar ho?”
If at any point you want to walk away, just say the word. I’ma tell you hell no, but you can at least talk to me about it. Communication is key,” I promised, although my fingers were crossed behind my back.
“You play too much. I’m okay with the arrangement, but if I decide to walk away, will you let me go?” Her eyebrows were bunched together in suspicion. “I mean, yeah. I might break into your house and remove all of the knobs to your doors, but I’ll leave you alone after that.”
Life is too short to spend it living in fear.
When at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and fuck his friend. Or whatever Aaliyah said.”
Lmao Aaliyah ain’t done said that 😂
Big Sandals needs to send us a new batch of men because these ones have too much ho in them and not enough money.”
“Have you ever been in love? And I’m not talking about the situation with your ex, because you weren’t in love with her. I mean real, infallible love. The kind of love that makes you want to be better. The love that has you doing things that are outside of your normal. The kind that you’ll kill for. The love that will make you want to shut the world out and only focus on the person. You see, after my breakup with Marquise, I came to the realization that I’ve never been loved, and I’ve never truly been in love.
I want to be with a man who loves me so deeply that he would never do anything to disrespect me because hurting me is like hurting himself. I want a man who will go to bat for me and remind me of how strong I am because sometimes I forget.
Mind your business! Puma P: And am! Now, tell me what’s going on? You aren’t dying are you? I’ll have no other choice but to jump in the casket with you ’cause I’m not staying on this ghetto planet without you. I couldn’t help but laugh at her theatrics. Me: I’m not dying, drama queen. I’ll update you once I find out. Love you Puma P: Love you more, whore. If your coochie itching, I promise I won’t tell anybody. We can go jump Marquisha together. Me: Puma please! That is not that man’s name. Puma P: It is to me. He’s a bitch so I had to give him a name that fits.
“Bro, I never realized you had it this bad. I’ve burned a few cars down and called CPS on a few hos for playing with my feelings, but I’ve never stalked a bitch before.”
Think I’d rather be stalked 🥴
Normandee liked to play superwoman, and I had to constantly remind her that she had a real man in her corner. I didn’t care how busy I got; I’d make time for her no matter what.
Normandee was a calm and laid-back individual, but all of that went out of the window when we were fucking. Baby girl turned into a straight-up freak.
He’s so gentle with me, and he listens to me, even when I’m being unreasonable. Puma, I get so excited when I know he’s coming home because I know he’s gonna love on me.
And that’s the way it should be 🤎🥰
She deserved every moment of happiness she could get.
I love that for her
I’m not going anywhere, so if you ever start having doubts, let me reassure you.
🥺
“What the hell is this? You mean to tell me after all these years, now, all of a sudden, your womb magically works?”
Her and her womb needed a real 🥷🏽 that could get the job done
“I can go into any room and know that I’m safe because you’re there. I want you to have the same thing from me. My goal in life is to give you back the same love you give to me daily. I’ve got your front and your back, and you don’t have to ask me to defend you. You are mine to love now, and I take my job very seriously. I’ll smack a bitch’s wig off for my man. They better get with the program.”
IKTR Normandee 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽
