“And my boy Nigel.” At first I thought he was joking, but then he cupped his hands to his mouth and yelled, “Yo! Nigel! Get your ass over here!” Nigel scurried over. “Greetings, Big Diablo,” he said as the two did a ridiculous secret handshake that ended with Nigel gently cupping Diablo’s ass cheeks while Diablo massaged his shoulders.