“The best thing you can do when you’ve just suffered a bad breakup.” “Oh God.” My heart started pounding. “I knew this was gonna be a gangbang.” Frankie spit out her champagne. “Wow. What? Is that how you usually get over breakups?” I laughed awkwardly. “Ha. No. Of course not. I know that what we’re really doing is…” “Shopping!” she yelled, hoisting her glass into the air.

