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They weren’t creepy stalker binoculars. Because I wasn’t a stalker. He was. These were like fancy opera watching binoculars. Or ones you’d use to watch the Kentucky Derby. I wasn’t doing anything weird.
Oh Ash! It's still stalking even if you're fancy.
Allison Clark and 34 other people liked this
Oh my God, he scowled! He was sad that I wasn’t there. He really is stalking me! I’ll be honest, for a few months there, I’d been a little worried I was the stalker.
Wait who's stalking who?! That is the question...
Cherie and 22 other people liked this
When I looked back at my stalker, he was staring at me. Holding my binoculars. With smoothie dribbling down my chin. I’d been caught looking every bit the stalker in this situation. Kill me now.
Uh oh. Ash is so me. She's all of us.
Lisa Jablonsky and 20 other people liked this
Maybe I could go for a run later. I almost laughed out loud. A run? I was divorced. I hadn’t lost my mind.
Running is death. That is all.
taneal and 21 other people liked this
“You’re single again, Ash. Which means Single Girl Rules are back in effect! So your no stripper rule is trumped by Single Girl Rule #10: All celebrations of important life events must involve strippers.” “No Single Girl Rules!”
The Single Girl Rules are as crazy as they seem...
Tabitha Chedore and 14 other people liked this
"Well of course you’re going to get revenge.” Chastity pointed to my single girl membership card. “Rule #37: The best way to break up with a guy is to fuck his best friend.”
Well of course!
Cherie and 13 other people liked this
"Picture if Zac Efron and Chris Hemsworth had a baby. I mean, don't picture the actual birth. Or the gay sex. Just picture the full-grown male result of their DNA combining."
that kid would have the best DNA
Michele Osborne and 7 other people liked this
"It'll be like Clark Kent and Superman,” said Chastity. “Only in this case, Superman really loves dick. #NotHisKryptonite." "And now you're making it weird." "Okay, okay. Fine. Superman is only moderately interested in dick.
Chastity and Ash are both my spirit animal. #horsefacts
Tiffany and 13 other people liked this
"Wow, vivid imagery there. But I feel like nine inches might actually be fairly common for an animal in the Equus genus. Maybe even a bit small. #HorseFacts." Chastity laughed. "You never use hashtags right. They’re for sass. Not horse facts. But fair point.
But....#horsefacts
Laura Catherine and 14 other people liked this
That reminds me of this book I read where this girl was having sex with her teacher and kept calling him Professor Hunter.”
haha people give me so much crap for this but I think it's hot.
Michele Osborne and 16 other people liked this
“Oh my God. Just bang Matthew Caldwell already and get it over with.” “He’s married.”
Remember...The Society takes place AFTER the end of the entire EH series (6 months after Matchmaker, to be precise).
Krystal and 6 other people liked this
I thought what she was doing was stalking , Ash’s mind is everything and more 😂