The Grump From Pahrump

by Chance Christopher

“It’s an ‘89.” “That’s before I was born.” “It was before I was born, too.” “Really?” “How old do you think I am?”

“Says the bitch who replaced her bedroom door with a turnstile! Ge the fuck out of my shop, and don’t come back.”

Typo

“You think I don’t know it was you and Deon who hacked the computers at the shop so that every time we hit the space bar, the computer would scream: YES, DADDY!”

One thing a lot of people didn’t understand about the desert was that it get fucking cold.

Typo