The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association

by Caitlin Rozakis

just as one should not bring a knife to a gunfight, one should not bring brownies to a magic school picnic.

What was it about bushes that was so appealing to kids, anyway? Aria hid in them like she was going to conduct drug deals.

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I get the impression mundane schools spend a lot of time on Moby Dick, but ours tend to be a little more focused on real-world skills. Fey court manners, Aramaic, shifter genetics. Stuff they might genuinely need.

“Not that my children are going to summon any Shoggoths in the woods, am I right?” “Yes, Daddy,” they chorused obediently

It was lovely how capitalism had permeated the magical community as thoroughly as the mundane. There was no parenting problem that couldn’t be tackled by buying yet more stuff.

A major key to supportive parenthood turned out to be the ability to fake enthusiasm on command.