My December Darling

by Lauren Asher

To say things have been slightly awkward between my sister and me since she started dating my ex is an understatement,

Cunt move

I slipped up when I called Catalina by her full name. She probably thought I did it strictly because I like to annoy her, but I just think her name is beautiful.

i'll kiss him rn don't play w me

Most people in town call Catalina an ice queen, but everyone has a melting point. I just haven’t found hers yet.

you can find mine boo

Repugnant?” Skepticism bleeds into every syllable. Never in my life has someone described me in such an insulting way, and definitely not after spending twenty minutes checking me out when they thought I wasn’t paying attention.

she's so full of shit!!!!

“If you wanted me on my knees for the full effect, all you needed to do was ask.”

BARK BARK BARK BARK

“By all means, feel free to share whatever thought is making you look at me like that.”

he's about to giggle his way into those drawls

She stands there, still as a statue, while I make my way down the row of buttons, taking my sweet time while her chest rises with each ragged breath.

undo ALLLLL her buttons boo and get in them drawls!!!!! (i'm ovulating i'm sorry)

My car might have a back-up camera, but that doesn’t stop me from placing my hand on the back of Catalina’s head rest and turning to look back.

hot

Luke jumps into doctor mode as he reaches for his stethoscope on the table and places it around his neck, and I’ll be the first to admit his quick transition from charming flirt to authoritative medical professional is hot.

yea girl this is valid bc my kitty would be purring too

“Who knew you were so demanding?” “You haven’t seen anything yet.” Her voice has a huskiness to it that wasn’t present a few moments go. “I look forward to finding out.”

MEOOOOWWWWW