“I’d never usually say no to a man gifting me jewelry”—she gestured at the ring—“but this is… ugly.” “It isn’t meant to be fashionable.” He looked to the ceiling in exasperation. “It’s meant to be helpful. I’m offering you undeniable proof of my intentions and you’re concerned that it isn’t to your taste?” She scoffed. “No, I’m concerned people will think I chose it.” “How mortifying,” he deadpanned.
