Maybe Toby was a vampire and he had minions who brought home people for him to suck blood from. I tried to muster up some horror at that, but Toby was nice, if a little weird, and he hadn’t hurt me or Aiden. If he was a vampire, I bet he was so clumsy and squeamish that Dexter probably had to do most of the bloodletting. I stifled a chuckle at that thought, because I could totally see Toby going to bite some person and missing their vein like three times and even the person getting exasperated. I pictured some guy saying, Hello, you’re just poking holes in me now and barely getting any blood.
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