Dogs are equally dirty, with too much energy, and while they might be willing to curl up in my lap, how do I sit there petting it, knowing it’s full well probably trampled through its own shit at some point? The thought of a dog in here makes my skin crawl. Snakes are clean but terrifying. Rabbits are adorable, but are they affectionate? Ferrets are devil creatures. And once again, I’ve successfully talked myself out of a pet.
