University is good for some things, actually.” “Like ruining my goddamn life,” Tam muttered. “Mm, of course, giving you my cock definitely ruined your life. What a tragedy. That’s why you came back four days later, dragged me to the hayloft, and yelled at me for wasting your time on purpose when all we ended up doing was rubbing off against each other. And why every other time for the next couple months, all you wanted to do was shove me onto my back in the hay and ride me like a demon. Yes, I’ve done so many terrible, terrible crimes. I am filled with repentance.”