Gods, what was this shit? Who had he become? Someone who got to sleep in, that was who. Someone who got to be cuddled(?) and kissed(???) by someone who knew damn well that Tam was awful and liked him anyway. It truly felt like there was supposed to be a catch. Like this was some kind of scam or con or trick, and any moment now, the truth would be revealed, and something important would shatter on the floor, and—