Quicksilver (Fae & Alchemy, #1)

by Callie Hart

Humans and Fae were different in many ways, but sarcasm was universal.

In his hands, he carried a large wooden board stacked high with all kinds of cured meats, cheeses, fruit, and at least three different kinds of bread.

even in the fae realm, we can't resist a good shark coochie board lol

“You’ve been a persistent pain in my ass since we met. Now the universe has seen fit to make your ass smart. I’d call that justice.”