“Do you think this could be some weird ancient vampire mumbo jumbo? Because the way I feel about her, Xavier, it’s unnatural. I’m obsessed with her. And I’m more terrified by the thought of leaving her alone than I am of fucking dying. Is that fucking normal?” I slap the back of his head. “No, it’s not fucking normal, dickface. It’s love. All-consuming, life-altering, soul-shattering love.”
