Cackle

by Rachel Harrison

The guy who sells it to me seems annoyed by my very existence, and to be honest, I find it deeply relatable.

real

And what if Pascal sucks? What if he chews with his mouth open or watches golf for fun? What if he owns a red hat?

Plz anything but a red hat 😟😟

She stares at me. Seconds pass. In these seconds, babies are born, people die, stars burn millions of miles away and I may or may not let out a silent, nervous fart.

Lmfaoooo