I'll Have What She's Having

by Chelsea Handler

No doctor or scientist had to tell me twice to stop hanging out with other people. Everyone had been annoying the shit out of me for my entire life, and with the help of therapy I had finally come to understand the importance of being able to spend some quality time by myself.

but then again, children aren’t meant to be born for us to live out our fantasies. They are far more important than any of our unrealized dreams.