I'll Have What She's Having

by Chelsea Handler

Please bring me a man who is strong physically and emotionally. Someone who is not afraid of risk, but who also puts me in my place. Someone who values equality, and humor, and who keeps me feeling alive. I want a man who I can ski with, who I can travel with, and someone I can be silent with. I want a best friend. I want someone who is loyal to me and loyal to his friends. Someone who is willing to stick his neck out and fight for good. I want someone brave who understands me and loves me unconditionally, and sees my mess, and loves me in spite of it. Someone who holds me and makes me feel the way Chet did. Someone who considers me throughout his day and is able to put my needs before his own and his before mine, when necessary. Someone who holds my hand when we’re sleeping.