Axe-ing for Trouble (Maine Lumberjacks, #5)

by Daphne Elliot

Trouble: you’re out of carrots Lumbersnack: I thought you hated them? Trouble: I do. Carrots are just crunchy apathy. I fed them all to the cutest baby moose today. Lumbersnack: You fed a baby moose??? Trouble: Yes. I let Ripley out, and they were running together. It was cute, so I fed it. Lumbersnack: That is so fucking dangerous. You can’t do that. Trouble: It’s fine. Lumbersnack: It will come back tomorrow expecting more. Trouble: That’s the plan. Lumbersnack: You cannot befriend dangerous wildlife. You could get hurt. Trouble: Stop being so overprotective, Lumberjack. Lumbersnack: If you fed a baby, it means its mom is nearby and could kill you. Trouble: Oh, I saw the mom. But it may have been the dad. It had huge antlers. That was a little scary. But we went back into the house. You’re really overthinking this. I’m fine.