The Situationship (Part of Your World, #3.5)

by Abby Jimenez

“Going with Doug to see a dick rock. If I disappear, I’m burying a body and I’ll be home by dinner.”

“You said you have a petting zoo?” I asked. “Yeah.” “What’s in it? A bunch of tiny cocks?” “Russell Crow’s the only tiny cock on my farm.” He managed to get a laugh out of me. He was grinning. “I’ve got a miniature donkey, some hens, a couple of rabbits, a baby goat—” “Let’s go.” He had me at baby goat.

Women should snoop. Snooping saves lives. Lets you know if you’re in the house of a serial killer or a married man or a guy with a closet full of Sharpies to draw dicks on trails.