The Situationship (Part of Your World, #3.5)

by Abby Jimenez

I hoped her next mugshot was a really shitty one that went viral.

“You will not murder me. I will murder you,” I said. “And I’ll cover you in honey so the pig eats your body and they’ll never find you.

“Going with Doug to see a dick rock. If I disappear, I’m burying a body and I’ll be home by dinner.”

Emma: Daniel said he just got a text from Doug saying he’s taking you to Dick Rock and if he goes missing it was you who killed him ???

“You’re not busy enough?” I said. “You’ve got the petting zoo and the pizza thing and the pig side hustle. How busy do you need to be?” “I get depressed if I don’t have stuff to do,” he said. “Especially in the off-season.” I stopped to study him. “You feel depressed or actual depression?” “Actual depression,” he said, taking a bite. “Have you ever been to therapy?” I asked. “Every week,” he said. “Do you take meds?” “Never missed one dose.

Do you always ask such invasive questions?” “Do you always answer them?” “I do if I’m not ashamed of the answers,” he said, licking honey off his thumb. Green flag, green flag, green flag.