The Situationship (Part of Your World, #3.5)

by Abby Jimenez

Women should snoop. Snooping saves lives. Lets you know if you’re in the house of a serial killer or a married man or a guy with a closet full of Sharpies to draw dicks on trails.

Do you always ask such invasive questions?” “Do you always answer them?” “I do if I’m not ashamed of the answers,” he said, licking honey off his thumb. Green flag, green flag, green flag.

“The next time you have an injury, you call me,” I said. “It’s just a splinter—” “You call me.” “All right. I will. But only because you scare the shit out of me. I don’t want to ruffle your feathers.” He grinned.