The Situationship (Part of Your World, #3.5)

by Abby Jimenez

Someone had drawn chalk dicks on the bike path. Every hundred feet or so—dick. They’d carved them into the bark of the trees too. It was a penis scavenger hunt and I was here for it. It was the most fun I’d had in weeks.

It’s a goat and Gouda grilled cheese with raspberry jam and honey.”