The Situationship (Part of Your World, #3.5)

by Abby Jimenez

“You will not murder me. I will murder you,” I said. “And I’ll cover you in honey so the pig eats your body and they’ll never find you. So is there still a Dick Rock? Or are we saying goodbye now?”

He had me at baby goat.

Women should snoop. Snooping saves lives. Lets you know if you’re in the house of a serial killer or a married man or a guy with a closet full of Sharpies to draw dicks on trails.

Maybe I was a mean little protective chicken.