“In the last twenty-four hours, I’ve gotten invitations from three women I’ve slept with before.” Andrew stuck his bottom lip out in a pout. “Aww, you poor baby. You’re single and got offered sex from three hot women. Meanwhile, I fucked up the rest of my life. Your life really sucks.” I chuckled. “I’m serious. Have I been that big of a whore?” “You once slept with a woman you met at a bar on a Friday night, and the next day she called and asked if you would sleep with her friend who needed cheering up. And you did.” “What was I supposed to do? Let the woman be miserable?”
