“Promise me one thing: If you do leave me for someone else, just don’t be a cliché. I wouldn’t mind people saying, Yeah, that makes sense, she’s more interesting than Honor—younger, more intelligent, better tits.” “No one has better tits.” “All I’m saying is, if you do have an affair, I want my replacement to have Gisele’s level of hotness, Marie Curie’s intelligence, and Mother Nature’s maternal instinct. Marry someone you could see me being friends with. An indoorsy poet with a disdain for socializing.”
