“What do you want it to say?” Siri’s robotic voice replies. “Rylie”—cough, gasp, heave—“is the antichrist—period.” Hack, retch. “He does have a huge dick for what it’s worth. No distinct curves but I agree he gives off that vibe.”
NOOO THE SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT IS ACTUALLY GONNA KILL ME THIS TIMEEE
