So Happy Together

by Olivia Worley

There’s something fundamentally unsexy about dating apps, an inexplicable ick at the thought of a man picking out his photos, typing out his prompts, boiling down his whole existence to things like I’m overly competitive about? Everything and The best way to get to know me? Just ask.

The way I laughed out loud bc man that’s real

Most of the men who like my profile go for a weak pickup line, an even weaker hey, or, worst of all, a string of emojis to decode like vulgar hieroglyphs.

🍆💦 amirite

Love is a choice. Sometimes, it’s the wrong one. But that doesn’t change the simple fact: if something’s going to work, it’s because we decide that it will. If something fails, it’s because we let it.

For most men, yes. It’s all a game. They’ll tell you all the pretty things you want to hear, but they don’t mean a thing. Every moment is just another chance to trap you before you wise up enough to run.

Fuuuccckkkkk