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“If out of nowhere a man explicitly says he’s not a player, it’s because he’s the coach.”
I’m literally highlighting this entire book why is she so funny 🤣
“The one of you when we went ice-skating.” He chuckled, amused with himself. “It was the look on your face that made it my favorite. The fact that your camel toe was on display from that angle was a happy accident. I didn’t plan it like that. It just happened.” I tried to keep a straight face as he laughed through his explanation. “You took the picture. You didn’t crop the picture. And then you proceeded to call me Kristy Yamacoochie,” I reminded him. “It didn’t just happen. You just happened.”
😭😭😭
“I wasn’t going to take your man,” she sputtered. “The only thing you could take from me is notes.”
OOP!
I smiled in disbelief. “Okay, twin!” I called behind him, watching his childbearing hips as he walked away. “Sir, you too are a fat bitch!”
😫😭
“What’s your favorite verse right now?” he asked. “Oh, it’s gotta be when Megan Thee Stallion said…” I went on to rap my favorite lines from one of my favorite songs. I moved my shoulders to the beat in my head. “I’ve been obsessed with that verse since I first heard it. What’s yours?” His eyebrows were raised. “Uh … Proverbs 3:5.” The silence that followed was like a vacuum. I thought I heard God laugh.
I knew it was coming and I still cackled 😭
