Are you saying the food was bad? Sweetie asked. It wasn’t just bad. It was a scam. Cayenne was practically strobing with laughter now, and Hands sent a stream of laugh-cry emojis. Fritz Co. was constantly creating new storefronts on GrandoSando, activating a new one every time we got terrible reviews. Why do you think we had to make Mexican, Chinese, Indian, and Colonial American food all at the same time? Because all the ingredients were shit. To keep the illusion going, we became new restaurants every few weeks.
