Automatic Noodle
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Read between August 14 - August 15, 2025
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Sometimes humans would settle bankruptcies by putting their bots to sleep and selling their contracts across the border; you’d go to sleep as a liberated California resident and wake up slaved as property in America.
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“Great. Drinkable water is about as useful as a toilet.”
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“Great. Drinkable water is about as useful as a toilet.”
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Group chat created: Kitchen 4 members: Staybehind, Sweetie, Cayenne, Hands
Ted.
like me xD always open group chats
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“human equivalent embodied intelligence” (HEEI) individuals who were granted civil rights after the war. The way Staybehind saw it, if you could talk and feel, then you were a person. Period.
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period
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The jerkoffs who own Fritz Co. are under investigation for running a pump-and-dump scam, so they jumped over the border to the U.S. Those Yankee shitstains have no consumer protection laws. Crypto crime is their biggest export.
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Their low-level programming was written by humans, and even their smallest gestures reflected that bias.
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Are you saying the food was bad? Sweetie asked. It wasn’t just bad. It was a scam.
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California still doesn’t allow HEEI to own property or open bank accounts. How would we hide the fact that robots are running the restaurant without human owners?
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“Thanks. I really don’t want to get sent back to America. Fuck that place. It’s a hellhole run by garbage cans.”
Ted.
true
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For the first time, the contract’s slow reply sounded less formal. Don’t be sorry. I can always be amended, if both parties agree. I will help them agree. There are billions of ways to build trust between selfish parties. If this contract
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The HEEI rights laws quantified their freedom, gave it shape and substance, entirely because humans couldn’t steal something that hadn’t yet been measured. And now they could.
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Nobody ever sat in the driver’s seat of a sentient car; it felt creepy, like climbing into the lap of a stranger.
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Humans had a ritual of putting things on, implanting things, to show who they were inside. She was on the opposite path, a simpler one, showing who she was on the inside by taking off the outer layers. Bots understood that. But humans couldn’t imagine nakedness as truth. They needed adornment.
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He was especially keen on the old TV series Friends, which he insisted was the first show written entirely by LLM.