How to Kill Your Family

by Bella Mackie

Some people have fathers who beat them, some have fathers who wear Crocs.

Mothers are adept at providing love from all angles, so much so that you often don’t realise you’re missing out on love from other people until much later in life.

I feel quite often that it’s good not to know what goes on in the male mind. If we did, I suspect we would spend a lot of our lives in fearful despair.